he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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