I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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