Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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