We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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