and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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