marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Please don't give away my fajitas
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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