She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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