I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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