drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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