party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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