It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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