Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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