But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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