Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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