On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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