K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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