oh god the rape fog is back!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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