Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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