Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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