hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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