just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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