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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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