So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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