so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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