i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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