Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
