You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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