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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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