Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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