Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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