it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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