You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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