walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
smell my finger.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.