I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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