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(248): View more from Michigan

with your own penis?

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(847): View more from Illinois

This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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(760): View more from California

i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped

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(850): View more from Florida

i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

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(904): View more from Florida

You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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(512): View more from Texas

when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.

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(858): View more from California

Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.

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(706): View more from Georgia

You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.

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(209): View more from California

I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.

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