with your own penis?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.