how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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