big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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