Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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