i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
