The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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