The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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