she woke up with a sticky ear
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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