If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
His nipple licking is glorious
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