He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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