Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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