$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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