so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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