Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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