hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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