You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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