STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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