i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He has the fingertips of a God
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