Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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